You know it's____________when_______________________. How would YOU fill in the blanks? I have a few of my own...
*You know it's time to get new undies when there is a hole big enough to be a third leg hole.
*You know it's time to get new undies when there is a hole under the waist band that makes a great handle to pull them up!
*You know it's time to get new undies when the purple has faded to lavender.
*You know it's time to get new undies when they are so worn you can no longer read the brand name on the waist band.
As a fat chick, I find it hard to find good fitting undies, so I've clung to the ones I like ... but its seriously time to start thinking about getting some new ones.
*You know it's going to be a long day when the first thing you think of when waking is, how soon until bedtime?
*You know it's going to be a long summer when 10 minutes after school is out the last day the kids are already fighting and bored, and its continued since...oy.
*You know it's going to be a crappy day when your daughters leakproof sippy cup leaks a big puddle of milk all over your couch.
*You know it's going to be an Excedrin day when the minute you put the dog out she starts to bark, and does so allllllll dayyyyyy longggggg.
*You know it's going to be a depressing day when you look at the hour by hour weather forecast and you see rain nearly constantly until Thursday.
*You know you are going to feel ugly when you have a zit so big its mistaken for a volcano and an eruption warning is issued.
*You know it's going to be a gross day when your first fart of the day doesn't come alone, it brought a date...hello shart.
*You know it's wonderful to be a mom when the first thing your 2 yr old says when she sees you in the morning is, "I LOVE YOU MOMMY" accompanied by a big hug and kiss.
QOTD: Who does the mowing at your home, you? Your spouse? Kids?
Toodles! I'm off to go mow...bah.
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